Nobody Likes a Racist Sandwich (found Haiku)

Sliced Turkey Stacker
Only the whitest turkey
With Best Foods mayo.

-M. Ashley
(Real menu item. It was ten years ago, so I have no idea what restaurant it was, but you have to love it when the poetry Universe delivers like this.)

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